Costello: Hey, all those people gonna be at the game today? Abbott: Certainly Costello: Ah, this is gonna be a whopper of a game! Abbott: Well it should be Costello: Hey, Abbott… Abbott: What? Costello: I understand they made you the manager of this here whole great team Abbott: Why not? Costello: So, you the manager? Abbott: I'm the manager! Costello: Well, you know, I'd like to know some of the guys' names on the team so when I meet 'em on the street or in the ballpark I'll be able to say, "Hello" to those people Abbott: Why sure I'll introduce you to the boys. They give 'em funny names though Costello: Oh I know they give those ball players awful funny names Abbott: Well, let's see, on the team we have uh Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third… Costello: Are you the manager? Abbott: Yes Costello: You know the guys' names? Abbott: I sure do Costello: Then tell me the guys' names Abbott: I say, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third and then you… Costello: You the manager? Abbott: Yes Costello: You know the guys' names? Abbott: I'm telling you their names! Costello: Well who's on first? Abbott: Yeah Costello: Go ahead and tell me Abbott: Who Costello: The guy on first Abbott: Who Costello: The guy playin' first base Abbott: Who Costello: The guy on first Abbott: Who is on first! Costello: What are you askin' me for? I'm askin' you! Abbott: I'm not asking you, I'm telling you Costello: You ain't tellin' me nothin'. I'm askin' you, who's on first? Abbott: That's it! Costello: Well go ahead and tell me! Abbott: Who! Costello: The guy on first base Abbott: That's his name Costello: That's whose name? Abbott: Yes Costello: Well go ahead and tell me Abbott: That's the man's name! Costello: That's whose name? Abbott: Yeah! Costello: Well go ahead and tell me! Abbott: Who is on first Costello: What are you askin' me for? I'm askin' you, who's on first? Abbott: That's it Costello: Well go ahead and tell me Abbott: Who Costello: The guy on first Abbott: That's it Costello: What's the guy's name on first? Abbott: No, What's on second Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second! Abbott: Who's on first Costello: That's what I'm askin' you! Who's on first? Abbott: Now wait a minute. Don't…don't change the players Costello: I'm not changin' nobody! I asked you a simple question. What's the guys' name on first base? Abbott: What's the guy's name on second base Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second! Abbott: Who's on first Costello: I don't know Abbott: He's on third. Now we're not talking about him Costello: Look, you got a first baseman? Abbott: Yes Costello: Then tell me the fella's name playin' first Abbott: Who Costello: The guy playin' first Abbott: That's his name Costello: Wait…What's the guy's name on first base? Abbott: What is the guy's name on second base! Costello: Who's playin' second? Abbott: Who's playin' first Costello: I don't know Abbott: He's on third base Costello: Look, when you pay off the first baseman every month, who do you pay the money to? Abbott: Every dollar of it Costello: Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on first base, don't you? Abbott: Yeah Costello: Does he give you a receipt? Abbott: Sure Costello: How does he sign the receipt? Abbott: Who Costello: The guy that you give the money to Abbott: Who Costello: The guy you give the money to Abbott: That's how he signs it Costello: That's how who signs it? Abbott: Yes Costello: Well go ahead and tell me!? Abbott: That's it Costello: That's who? Abbott: Yeah Costello: When you give the guy the money, doesn't he have to sign the receipt? Abbott: He does! Costello: Well how does he sign his name? Abbott: Who Costello: The guy you give the money to Abbott: That's how he signs it! Costello: You! You…You just don't give money to someone without having 'em sign the receipt! Abbott: No! Who signs it Costello: What are you askin' me for? Abbott: Now calm down. I'm not asking you, I am telling you. The… Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. What's the guy's name that signs the receipt on first base? Abbott: Well now wait a minute. What signs his own receipt Costello: Who signs his own receipt? Abbott: No, Who signs his Costello: I'm askin' you, when the guy on first base gives you a piece of paper… Abbott: Yes, now wait… Costello: …he puts his name on it Abbott: No, Who puts his name on it… Costello: How… Abbott: …and what puts his name on it… Costello: How does the fella's name on first base look to you when he signs his name? Abbott: Who Costello: To you Abbott: That's how it does Costello: How does it look to you? Abbott: Who! Costello: To you Abbott: Who! Costello: To you Abbott: Who! Look… Costello: When the guy signs his name, how does it look to you? Abbott: Now that's how it looks. Who Costello: How…Who? Abbott: Who Costello: I'm askin' you. What's the guy's name on first base you give the money to? Abbott: Who! After all, the man's entitled to it… Costello: Who is? Abbott: Yes. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it Costello: Whose wife? Abbott: Yeah, sure Costello: All I'm tryin' to find out is what's the guy's name on first base… Abbott: What is on second base Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second Abbott: Who's on first Costello: I don't know Abbott: He's… Costello: Third base, I know Abbott: Yeah Costello: You got a outfield? Abbott: Sure Costello: The left fielder's name? Abbott: Why Costello: I just thought I'd ask you Abbott: Well I just thought I'd tell you Costello: The left fielder's name? Abbott: Why!? Costello: Hmm…Because! Abbott: Oh, he's center field Costello: Oh… Abbott: Told you all these players got… Costello: All I'm tryin' to figure out is what's the guy's name in left field Abbott: Now, What's on second Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second Abbott: Who's on first Costello: I don't know… Both: Third base Costello: You got a pitcher on this team? Abbott: Wouldn't be a fine team without a pitcher Costello: What's his name? Abbott: Tomorrow Costello: You don't want to tell me today? Abbott: I'm telling you Costello: Then go ahead Abbott: Tomorrow! Costello: What time? Abbott: What time what? Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching? Abbott: Now listen. Who is not… Costello: I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's name? Abbott: What's on second Costello: I don't know Both: Third base! Costello: You got a catcher? Abbott: Sure Costello: The catcher's name? Abbott: Today Costello: Today. You don't wanna tell me, today…tomorrow…do you? Abbott: I'm telling you Costello: So the catcher's name? Abbott: Today Costello: Today. And Tomorrow's pitching Abbott: Now you've got it! Costello: Now I've got it… Abbott: Hey! Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team! Abbott: Well I can't help that Costello: All right. You know now, I'm a good catcher. Now, I get behind the plate and…and Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up Abbott: Yes? Costello: Now when he gets up, me being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first base. So the guy bunts the ball. I pick up the ball; I'm gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who? Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right Costello: I don't even know what I'm talkin' about! Abbott: Well that's…That's all you have… Costello: That's all I have to do is to throw the ball to first base. Now who's got it? Abbott: Naturally. Now you've got it Costello: I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get the ball! Now who's got it? Abbott: Naturally Costello: Who? Abbott: Naturally Costello: Naturally? Abbott: Naturally Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally Abbott: No, no, no, no… Costello: He gets the ball. Naturally gets the ball and... Abbott: You throw the ball to first base Costello: Then who gets it? Abbott: Naturally Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally Abbott: No! Costello: Naturally gets the ball and…and… Abbott: You throw the ball to Who Costello: Naturally Abbott: Naturally Costello: That's what I'm saying!?Abbott: You're not saying it… Costello: I said, I throw the ball to Naturally Abbott: No you don't! Costello: I throw it to who? Abbott: Naturally Costello: That's what I'm saying! Abbott: No it isn't Costello: I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it Abbott: So Who gets it Costello: Naturally Abbott: That's it Costello: Okay. Now I ask you, who gets it? Abbott: Naturally Costello: Same as you! Abbott: Now listen… Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally Abbott: You throw the ball to Who! Costello: Then who gets it? Abbott: Naturally Costello: He better get it! So I throw the ball to first base Abbott: All right Costello: Whoever gets it drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Now, Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, triple play Abbott: Could be Costello: Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because Abbott: Yes Costello: Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn! Abbott: What'd you say? Costello: I said, I don't give a darn! Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop!

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High spirits, dude. Key of G minor. 432hz. See it on the insignia. Rainbow Moonstone- with the exact ripple that 432 makes on water, or sand.

Stupid town on a sunny day. Where all the stupid kids go out to play.

A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What's the problem?" The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there. The podiatrist says, "Oh yeah?" And the moth goes, "Yes. At night, sometimes I wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish façade once and for all. Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good." And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?” And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on.”